If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. Kissing them should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre. Your stomach may turn, electricity goes up your spine and you lose your breath. It shouldn’t be like a burning candle, it should be like fireworks are going off.
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lilmiss-fallen-pancake:

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

why would you even try this is art at its finest

lilmiss-fallen-pancake:

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

why would you even try this is art at its finest

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alanaisreading:

I haven’t decided if baby chinchillas are absurdly cute or just plain absurd.

They are like 60% head and 20% fluff.

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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

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medicalmischief:

This might be useful for some of you who are interested in surgery! Credit belongs to ASAPScience on Facebook. (Follow them for more cool science related facts and info!)

medicalmischief:

This might be useful for some of you who are interested in surgery! Credit belongs to ASAPScience on Facebook. (Follow them for more cool science related facts and info!)

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c-cassandra:

My hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

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Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

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