vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

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Me all the time…. Nothing ever happens though…

Me all the time…. Nothing ever happens though…

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

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Post wedding… Tired…

Post wedding… Tired…

Because I am not the type of
person someone falls in love with.
(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: fvckur)

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And he surfs… Feck you school….

Omg…. Cute boy on my bus…

chibird:

Don’t be afraid of your emotions. Sadness is a part of the whole collection, and it’s okay to be sad. ^^

chibird:

Don’t be afraid of your emotions. Sadness is a part of the whole collection, and it’s okay to be sad. ^^

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giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

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